We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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