she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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