y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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