I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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