please come you make the beer taste better
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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