Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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