Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm sobbing to NWA
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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