The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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