I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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