so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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