BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Mom said you looked used
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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