Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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