I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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