so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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