No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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