Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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It's never too late to be topless.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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