Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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