the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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