very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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