Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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