She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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