We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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