last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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