I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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