after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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