That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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