I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
How naked do you want me to be?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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