wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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