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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach

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• (845): View more from New York

  just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up

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• (207): View more from Maine

  i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.

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