Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.