I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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