if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Randomize
