ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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