Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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