I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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