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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay

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• (415): View more from California

  its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of

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  of drugs

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying

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• (407): View more from Florida

  THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.

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