Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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