bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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