dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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