I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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