In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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