Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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