I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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