Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
