ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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