community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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