Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
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I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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