Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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