D3 body, D1 cock
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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