okay pat passed out under dana's car
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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