I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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