we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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