i would punch a child for taco bell
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
smell my finger.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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