My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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