I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
