I am in a vortex of obligation.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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