Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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