Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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