We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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