I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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